Why in the Hell should I have to "Press 1 for English"?
To anger a Conservative, lie to him. To anger a Liberal, tell him the truth.
It will be a great day when all children go to private schools and the money wasted on public education will go to building bombers
**Here's a particularly edgy one....
I wish Hillary had married OJ
While in poor taste it is slightly humorous (more so to those with twisted humor senses)
Government: Getting nothing done, expensively